You know you’re a mom when..

You know you’re a mom when:

–          Your purse is a diaper bag and your diaper bag is a purse

–          You can speak 2 year old… fluently

–          You don’t get vacation or a day off.. even if it’s your day off

–          You quote cartoons, often!

–          Your daily conversations include poop, puke and details!

–          You live for things like coffee, pee breaks and nap time

–          Your best friends are other moms from mom related websites!

–          Your camera never leaves your side and your cell phone has thousands of pictures on it!

–          You plan your daily routine around, breakfast, lunch and NAPS!

–          You are a taxi driver, maid, cook, teacher, bank, a doctor, a coach… the list is endless!

–          You really.. really.. take a long time to use the bathroom, alone!

–          You’ve driven around the block just to get your kiddos to sleep.

–          You’ve eaten lunch in the driveway just so the kiddos would stay asleep!

–          You and your significant other don’t get to.. um.. have alone time.. as often as you did before kids! Hehe!

–          Your house is rarely ever clean

–          Your car is always filled with crushed up cheerios, toys and diapers!

–          And above all..  you love being a mom more than anything else in the world and wouldn’t be able to picture your life any way different!