Categories: Parenting

You know you’re a mom when..

You know you’re a mom when:

–          Your purse is a diaper bag and your diaper bag is a purse

–          You can speak 2 year old… fluently

–          You don’t get vacation or a day off.. even if it’s your day off

–          You quote cartoons, often!

–          Your daily conversations include poop, puke and details!

–          You live for things like coffee, pee breaks and nap time

–          Your best friends are other moms from mom related websites!

–          Your camera never leaves your side and your cell phone has thousands of pictures on it!

–          You plan your daily routine around, breakfast, lunch and NAPS!

–          You are a taxi driver, maid, cook, teacher, bank, a doctor, a coach… the list is endless!

–          You really.. really.. take a long time to use the bathroom, alone!

–          You’ve driven around the block just to get your kiddos to sleep.

–          You’ve eaten lunch in the driveway just so the kiddos would stay asleep!

–          You and your significant other don’t get to.. um.. have alone time.. as often as you did before kids! Hehe!

–          Your house is rarely ever clean

–          Your car is always filled with crushed up cheerios, toys and diapers!

–          And above all..  you love being a mom more than anything else in the world and wouldn’t be able to picture your life any way different!

Pamela Ray

Pamela Ray is a 20 something, mom to two and wife to a U.S American Soldier. Over my 20 something years of life, I've learned a few things about kids and they way they function, or don't function if your kids tend to be like mine! My beautiful babies are Jacob, who is 2 going on 23 and Aubree, who is a whopping 3 months old, she's still shiny and new! If my two babies weren't enough to keep me busy, I figured I'd make it real exciting and throw some more toddlers and kids into my house add one part toys, two parts hotdog and peaches, shake it all up and call it daycare! No, I'm not crazy :) There is never a dull moment around here. I'm excited to share my two cents on parenting and the survival of toddlers, newborns and turds...Oh, and everything else in between, which as many of us parents know, is a heck of a lot of stuff!

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