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Top 5 Reasons I Know I’m Not a Celebrity Mom

here is my list of my top 5 reasons I know that I’m not a celebrity mom:

#5- When I go in public in my sweats, my hair all a mess and no make up on, people DO NOT charge me for a photo op.

#4- We don’t have a maid, nanny or personal consultant. I’m my own fashion designer, limo driver, chef and tutor!

#3- I’ve never even thought about trade marking my child’s name!

#2- My kids have not been to half of the countries of the world. In fact, my kids haven’t really ever traveled out of their own yard!

and the number one reason that I know I’m not a celebrity mom:

#1- My child’s name does not include anything to do with a color, a piece of produce, a day of the week or any other ridiculous thing that should never be used as a child’s name!

 

Happy Friday Folks!

Pamela Ray

Pamela Ray is a 20 something, mom to two and wife to a U.S American Soldier. Over my 20 something years of life, I've learned a few things about kids and they way they function, or don't function if your kids tend to be like mine! My beautiful babies are Jacob, who is 2 going on 23 and Aubree, who is a whopping 3 months old, she's still shiny and new! If my two babies weren't enough to keep me busy, I figured I'd make it real exciting and throw some more toddlers and kids into my house add one part toys, two parts hotdog and peaches, shake it all up and call it daycare! No, I'm not crazy :) There is never a dull moment around here. I'm excited to share my two cents on parenting and the survival of toddlers, newborns and turds...Oh, and everything else in between, which as many of us parents know, is a heck of a lot of stuff!

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