The Best Of Jessica Simpson’s Baby Quotes

The big wait continues…Jessica Simpson is due to give birth any day now. It seems like the singer/actress/designer/TV host has been pregnant forever! But Jessica has a great sense of humor and has been cracking plenty of jokes about her massive baby bump. So we’d though we’d compile a list of her best pregnancy quotes while we eagerly await word on the delivery of her little girl.

Who can forget when Jess went on Jimmy Kimmel a couple of days ago…she told the talk show host ‘Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!’. Yep – she tells it like it is! That wasn’t the only classic line she uttered during their chat …when asked if she was feeling uncomfortable she replied ‘I feel I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-hah!’

Being pregnant has done wonders for her love life and she’s been quite open about it ‘I am definitely feeling ‘intimate’. I’m kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big ‘O’ is like the biggest ‘O’ ever.’ Then there’s the constant talk about her size. She’s one of the few celebrities who really looks pregnant but she insists there is not two babies “There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.’ She also admits trying to squeeze into outfits is getting harder and harder ‘I just started calling myself ‘Swamp A–.’ Like, I have swamp a– right now. I had major swamp a– because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut … It’s like the bayou up in that region‘.

Keep ’em coming Jessica. We love you more each day thanks to your refreshing honesty!

Melanie Usher

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