Alana Thompson, better known as Honey Boo Boo, is not your typical six year old pageant girl. The former Toddlers & Tiaras star has decided that the pink frou frou and sparkly eye shadow isn’t going to be enough to win against the current crop of overly made up drag queens in training. Now the bossy six year old is taking more desperate measures to ensure a win, she has a little pig named Glitzy. June Shannon – also known as the “Coupon Queen” says in a peek at Wednesdays show,
“I think it’s cute to see Glitzy and her play together,” June says in a sneak peek at Wednesday’s episode (watch below). But after Honey Boo Boo’s hungry pet woke her up at dawn, she said, “Hello, I’m asleep. I ain’t got time to feed your a–.”
Mom better quit the couponing (which by the way, she thinks is better than sex) and feed that pig because it sounds like all of her daughters hopes and dreams are hinged on it,
“Glitzy, we’re going to be the prettiest girls at the pageant,” the 6-year-old Toddlers & Tiaras alum says in the clip. “And there’s no way we can’t win because I got me a pig. How about that?”
Have you watched even a minute of Honey Boo Boo? I have to wonder how these people actually make it on to television in the first place. Obviously there’s a market for pageant shows but this family is more than a little bonkers! Do you care to watch 30 minutes about this kid and Glitzy? Tell us your thoughts in the comments below!